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![]() BUSH RESUME
![]() ![]() George W. Bush The White House, USA Past Work Experience
![]() ![]() - I ran for Congress and lost.
![]() - I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went
![]() bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
![]() - I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team, in a sweetheart deal and built a stadium
![]() using taxpayer money.
![]() - With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.
![]() ![]() ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR
![]() ![]() - I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and madeTX
![]() the most polluted state in the US.
![]() - And replaced Houston over L.A. as the most smog-ridden city in America.
![]() - I cut taxes and bankrupted TX government to the tune of billions of
![]() dollars in borrowed money.
![]() - I set the record for most executions by a Governor in US history.
![]() - I became US President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
![]() votes with the help of major Enron money and my father's appointments
![]() to the Supreme Court.
![]() ![]() PRESIDENTIAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS
![]() ![]() - I attacked and overtook two countries.
![]() - I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
![]() - I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
![]() - I set an economic record for private bankruptcies in any 12-month period.
![]() - I set the all time record for the biggest drop in history of the US stock market.
![]() - I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
![]() - I set the record for most days on vacation in any one year.
![]() - After taking the entire month of August off, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
![]() - I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president.
![]() - I set the records for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
![]() - I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when oil industry corruption
![]() was revealed.
![]() - I have cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
![]() - I set the all time record for the largest number of people worldwide to protest my policies in public venues
![]() (15 million) shattering the record for protest against anyone in world history.
![]() - I have dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
![]() - I have made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
![]() - I am the first president of US to have all 50 states simultaneously go bankrupt.
![]() - I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any country in history.
![]() - I am the first president to order a preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and
![]() besides that I did so against the will of the United Nations.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() - I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US.
![]() - I am the first president to have the UN remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
![]() - I withdrew the US from the World Court.
![]() - I refused to allow inspectors access to prisoners of war and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
![]() - I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the largest corporate campaign donations.
![]() - My largest campaign contributor and one of my best friends, Ken Lay, former CEO of Enron, presided over the largest
![]() corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history.
![]() - My political party used the Enron Private jets and their corporate attorneys to assure my success with the Supreme Court during the 2000 election.
![]() ![]() - I am the first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
![]() peace and security.
![]() ![]() - In the past 18 months since the World Trade Center attack, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest
![]() security failure in US history.
![]() ![]() - In a little over two years, I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided
![]() since the Civil War.
![]() - I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and have turned every single economic category downward, all in
![]() less than two years.
![]() ![]() RECORDS AND REFERENCES
![]() ![]() ![]() - I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine.
![]() - My Texas driving record has been erased and is unavailable.
![]() - I was AWOL from the National Guard during the Vietnam War.
![]() - I refuse to take a drug test or answer any questions about drug use.
![]() - All records or minutes from meetings I, or my Vice-president, attended
![]() regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
![]() and unavailable to the public.
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![]() ![]() These are just a few of my accomplishments as President, for inquiries and
![]() more information, my father can be reached at the Carlyle Group offices,
![]() where he and James Baker are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq
![]() War and planning for the next assault.
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