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[gordon-newspost] Ann Coulter -- the liberal Anti-Christ
michael gordon firstname.lastname@example.org Thu, 22 Aug 2002 19:23:32 -0700
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An amusing piece by a clever journalist (George Gurley) on an outspoken
Mencken-like journalist, Ann Coulter, who in her scattergun comments,
lumps all liberals together with the radical left pc-types --- which is
wrong --- sees them all as radical-chic frauds (which is wrong), and
obviously enjoys her celebrity-status that has gained her the attention
of average Americans who, repelled by the liberal pieties that dominate
network news --- for once on target --- have flocked to watch Fox News,
read the WSJ opinion online, the National Review, and other conservative
journals and on-line sites.
I haven't read her book, and her journalism seems excessively polemical
(even if it's sometimes astute in its observations), but I did watch
her interviewed on MSNBC a couple of times, and yes, I found found her
acerbic style and poised repartee both appealing and a source of wry
Don't be misled by the Meckenesque reference though.
Coulter is hardly H .L. Mencken, nor even Mark Steyn: nobody's the
former, a great pioneer in his studies of the American language (his 3
volume work still in print almost a century later), the master of a racy
style that is called by his name in the Unabridged Webster's (check it
out), the one-time editor of the most important literary journal outside
academic circles in the 1920s, where among other things he aided the
Harlem Renaissance writers and dramatists, and the author of the single
more rollicking autobiography in the English language, each of the three
volumes . . . all the while writing weekly reportage for the Baltimore
Sun and publishing volume after volume of essays. Mencken was, as
England's most influential journalist of the last 25 years put it about
a decade ago reviewing a book on him, (Gerald Levin), the only full-time
journalist in the history of the English-speaking peoples who was a
full-tilt genius as opposed to great novelists who from time to time
turned to journalism for money.
As for Mark Steyn, though he has something of Mencken's rapier wit
(without the style to match: nobody does, very likely nobody ever will
again), Coulter doesn't have that much wit, and she takes herself and
her mission too seriously . . . almost as much as our ultra-serious,
self-righteous liberals and the ultra-serious flimflamming academic
KKK-ers who have wormed their ways into academia, Rorty's Academic
School of Resentment, hoods and all, with their student-thug
cross-burning allies when it comes to the free speech of others, never
mind common civility. Nor is Coulter as learned as Camille Paglia, who
has moved from the radical left to the Horowitz camp, excoriating her
former pc-colleagues as intolerably thickheaded, pious, humorless, and
full of fruitcake claptrap. In her own way, though, she's amusing, and
it's always fun to see ultra-serious radicals and ultra-serious liberals
get roasted . . . even when, in the case of the liberals, it's not
entirely fair or accurate. And when you get to Martha Nussbaum, one of
the great philosophers of the last generation -- one of those pioneer
analytical types moving way out of narrow epistemological concerns into
social and political issues, including feminism, all illuminated by
rigor and insight and impressive scholarship of a relentless high order,
the comparison would be ludicrous.
Still, all this granted, Coulter emerges in the clever Gurley piece as
someone, if you dated her, whose company you'd thoroughly delight in . .
.. even though, to be honest, you might not survive an active night in a
bed the two of you happened to share.
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by <mailto:email@example.com> George Gurley
Ann Coulter, author of the No. 1 best-selling nonfiction book in
America-Slander: Liberal Lies
About the American Right, a small book coruscating with giddy bile-was 20
minutes late to lunch at Michael's, the sunlit media-centric restaurant
on West 55th Street. I'd been so excited to meet the glowing scimitar of
the American right that I hadn't fallen asleep until 5 a.m. the night
Now I was worried that Ann had backed out. Had she figured she'd be
un-welcomed, hissed at, throttled at the hub center of the media elite?
Bobby Zarem, the publicist, waved to me from a nearby table. He was
sitting with a male writer and a female television producer. Both their
composures underwent a remarkable transformation when I told them
who would be joining me.
"She's the devil," said the producer, adding that Ms. Coulter was
"She is the Antichrist," said the writer. A piece of food flew out of
his mouth. "We might have to leave."
Yes, mention Ann Coulter in New York and food tends to fly out of
people's mouths. Then they get a knowing look that says, Are you
kidding me? Well, I've got her number, oh yes I do .. Then, invariably,
these people will use the same two words to describe her: either
"crazy" or"insane." She is a lunatic "right-wing nut," and also a dangerous,
Her book has been No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list for
nonfiction since the first week it came out, in early July, which means
that the people who dismiss her also have to deal with a secondary
emotion: envy. This was true as well in the case of the drenchingly
beautiful blonde Clare Boothe Luce, who reveled in writing hit plays
when she wasn't wittily attacking New Dealers; the liberals were
supposed to be the wits! It was also true of well-haberdashered
libertarian Ayn Rand, and peppery magpie Phyllis Schlafly, whom Ms.
Coulter champions in her book for bringing down the Equal Rights
On page 2 of Slander-before she begins carving up "unhinged liberals"
like Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Dan Rather, Gloria Steinem and Walter
Cronkite-Ms. Coulter attacks the "pathetic little parakeet males and
grim, quivering, angry women on the Upper West Side of Manhattan
hoping to be chosen as that day's purveyor of hate": the letter-writers
to The New York Times.
At that point, I thought I was already falling in love.
However, in the second chapter I experienced an emotion I was less sure
"Every pernicious idea to come down the pike is instantly embraced by
liberals to prove how powerful they are," Ms. Coulter writes. "Liberals
hate society and want to bring it down to reinforce their sense of
Now Ms. Coulter had triggered something else in me: I was getting really
pissed off. I felt . infuriated . stirred up.
I looked around Michael's restaurant. They were everywhere.
No one at Michael's really noticed Ms. Coulter when she showed up, a
sluice of sweat dripping off her long, perfect New Canaan nose,
apologizing profusely-radio interview, subway, late for everything. She
was wearing a simple black dress and black closed-toe heels. She looked
nice, not evil.
"I'm never an insider," Ms. Coulter said, looking around the room, not
recognizing anyone. "No, I don't know who they are, I don't care who
they are. I don't want to go to their cocktail parties, and I no longer
want to bother writing articles they ask me to write, only to have them
killed when they discover, 'Oh, maybe we don't want to publish a
conservative after all.'"
So just write books? I chirped.
"That's right," she said. "That's right. The American people like me;
editors don't. I've arranged my life so that I am unfireable. I don't
have any bosses. The only people who can fire me are the American
people. That's part of the reason I'm not anxious to have a TV show.
Who's gonna give me a TV show? I didn't work for an impeached, disbarred
President who was held in contempt by a federal judge. That's what they
look for in objective reporters."
Next she mentioned some unfair treatment she'd received by Washington
Post media columnist Howard Kurtz, and a recent appearance on MSNBC in
which she was attacked by the host, Mike Barnicle (whose name she had
trouble remembering for me), and "this Communist yapping at me"-who
turned out to be Katrina vanden Heuvel, the editor of The Nation.
"I think, on the basis of the recent Supreme Court ruling that we can't
execute the retarded, American journalists commit mass murder without
facing the ultimate penalty," Ms. Coulter told me. "I think they are
retarded. I'm trying to communicate to the American people and I have to
work through a retarded person!"
I must have been looking a little terrified.
"So you know, you say something and somehow 'Betty Boop' comes out
'Adolf Hitler'!" she said, laughing. "What?"
The gaunt Connecticut beauty emitted a horsy laugh.
There are 780 footnotes in the back of Slander, and so far, Ms. Coulter
said, only two minor, irrelevant errors have surfaced. "'Do you realize
what this means?'" she said she told her agent. "This means the rest of
this book is true! This is scandalous!"
[ not so say these guys http://www.mediatransparency.org/people/ann_coulter.htm]
St Petersburg Times August 26, 2002 Bestseller trampled under footnotes
Slander, conservative Ann Coulter's bestseller about ''liberal lies'' gets
counter-punched by the left at the hands of fact-checking critics on the Web.
Even though Ms. Coulter's previous book, High Crimes and Misdemeanors:
The Case Against Bill Clinton, was a best-seller, the publication of
Slander did not happen smoothly. At the end of last year, her editor at
HarperCollins, Robert Jones, to whom Slander is dedicated, died suddenly
of cancer. Then her book was killed by HarperCollins. It took her agent,
Joni Evans, two months to find a publisher. Ms. Coulter was told that
conservative books don't sell. An editor at Doubleday informed her that
"this book does not move the national dialogue forward," to which Ms.
Coulter replied, "That's funny, because I thought book publishers made
money on the basis of how many books they sold."
The Crown Publishing Group finally came through.
"I don't know-if I were Rupert Murdoch, I think I'd fire some of the
people at HarperCollins for turning down the No. 1 best-selling book of
the summer for purely ideological reasons," she said. "I think if I were
a stockholder in HarperCollins, I'd be interested to know they turned it
down because they personally disagree with it because they're Manhattan
She's been having fun on her book tour. Her recent appearance on Today
was "fun" and "fantastic." She'd called Today co-host Katie Couric "the
affable Eva Braun of morning TV" in her book, and the media had a
glamorous pre-fab cat fight. Larry King Live didn't work out as well.
Ms. Coulter was told they'd only have her on with Whitewater figure
Susan McDougal. Then Phil Donahue wrestled her unpleasantly on MSNBC.
An old-timer at the next table who'd been staring into space walked by
Ms. Coulter and said out of the side of his mouth, "I love the part of
your book where you finally nail Reagan for inventing the Al Qaeda,"
and kept walking.
Ms. Coulter smiled but didn't look up. "I think he's a crazy person,"
she said. "There's something about celebrity-it attracts people with the
tin foil on their heads. I think that was a guy with tin foil on his
Ms. Coulter's book is filled with insults. Christie Todd Whitman is a
"birdbrain" and a "dimwit," while Senator Jim Jeffords is a "half-wit."
The New Yorker's Jeffrey Toobin is a "political hack duly celebrated for
making things up, engaging in unethical behavior, and sliming other
liberal journalists for a want of alacrity in bending over for Bill
Clinton." Ms. Coulter described this as "colorful commentary." And she
said it's all backed up with footnotes.
She called herself "an open controversialist," as though it rationalized
everything. Ms. Coulter's gazpacho was taken away. She was served a
Mr. Zarem and his two friends got up to leave. I told Ms. Coulter they'd
called her the Antichrist.
"Excellent!" she said. "Excellent. It is a good thing, not a bad thing,
to be attacked by the enemy."
Before her book was published, Ms. Coulter had an idea to only run
endorsements by her liberal enemies on the jacket flap, but her
publisher said no. Instead, there are quotes from Rush Limbaugh, Bill
Maher and Geraldo Rivera. Ms. Coulter said she's also friendly with
MSNBC commentator and West Wing writer Lawrence O'Donnell and
Saturday Night Live political satirists Jim Downey and Al Franken. Ms. Coulter
said she handed a copy of her book to The New York Times' David Sanger,
who looked it over, then replied: "You know, I've got to start e-mailing
you my articles because there's a lot more you could have attacked me
One of Mr. Sanger's colleagues was not amused. "Frank Rich," she said,
"is the only person ever who has refused to be in a green room with me."
But former Times White House correspondent Frank Bruni, now in Rome, is
a friend of hers, and she said that Times columnist Maureen Dowd doesn't
mind her, even after being heaped with abuse in Slander. "She's attacked
me," Ms. Coulter said. "I think it's good P.R. In fact, I'm a little
disappointed she hasn't attacked me recently."
I asked Ms. Coulter if she wanted a world without liberals.
"Yes! They've nearly wrecked the country. Off with them!"
Was it O.K. to have been a liberal back in the 1950's and 60's?
"Well, yeah. They believed in America then." Then Ms. Coulter said her
"opinion of J.F.K. went up" because "Joe Kennedy Sr. was a huge fan of
McCarthy. These people were genuine anti-Communists."
But didn't McCarthy ruin hundreds of lives? This wasn't part of the
game. Ms. Coulter gave me a give-it-up look.
"I think we're off the topic of this book. It will be of more interest
after my next book."
Ann Coulter, who is on the cusp of 40, grew up in a big house in New
Canaan, Conn., the daughter of a lawyer and a homemaker from Kentucky.
She describes the whole family as right-wing and "cheerfully
argumentative." One day in kindergarten, she said, young Ann confronted
a teacher in the library who was wearing a black arm band and denouncing
America's involvement in Vietnam.
"I raised my little paw," she said, "and instead of reading Bambi to us
or whatever that day, we just argued about this." She remembers saying
that the country had a "commitment to defend these people, and America's
word should be worth something. Exactly as I'd heard it said.
"I can't believe you have me telling you this, but it is Coulter family
folklore," she said, and then told her family myth about little Ann
taking some stuff from her two older brothers and selling it back to
them. "My parents wanted to encourage this incipient capitalism, so they
gave my brothers a nickel to buy back whatever it was, and everyone
thought it was cute until I took it all back again .. One time was cute,
the second time I was being a Democrat.
"I had a very happy childhood-nothing conflicted, lots of friends, lots
of boyfriends, athletic," she said. In the seventh grade her beagle,
Tiger, died. "That was the only bad thing that ever happened to me."
Her father represented Phelps Dodge Corporation, the mining and
manufacturing giant, and while negotiating with the unions, he presided
over the largest union decertification ever.
"It was a stupid time," Ms. Coulter said. "The idea that this seems to
fit into-which is absolutely not true-is this idea of the WASP's in
Connecticut swatting down workers with their polo mallets. To the
contrary, my father was not to the manor born, and has had quite a bit
of sympathy with the working man. One of those cases was the copper
mines in Arizona .. I've worked in one of those mines, as has my
brother, as summer jobs. They get very high wages, they get all their
health care taken care of, and it's an open-pit mine, so you're working
on the side of a mountain-and for the union to be going on strike at
that point was just absurd, and they broke the strike and the union was
Ms. Coulter said she was a "good girl" as a teenager and that one thing
she was worried about before her book came out was people sifting
through her past looking for dirt. She and an old friend tried, but
turned up nothing. "You know, no nude pictures, no drugs, no scandals,
no weird associations," she said. She attended Cornell University, was
in the Delta Gamma sorority, founded the right-wing Cornell Review. Then
came the University of Michigan Law School, where she said she was
"infamous"; she started the Federalist Society chapter and began
following the Grateful Dead in earnest-she now estimates she saw the
band 67 times, but never did even half a hit of LSD.
"No drug has ever tempted me except LSD," she said. "When I'm in the
nursing home some day .. I've never smoked pot except passively at Dead
shows, but I got a lot of it there." Ms. Coulter can drink, though. "I
am a WASP," she said. In 1989, she clerked for a federal appeals court
judge in Kansas City. I told her I grew up there.
"I loved Kansas City!" she said. "It's like my favorite place in the
world. Oh, I think it is so great out there. Well, that's America. It's
the opposite of this town. They're Americans, they're so great, they're
rooting for America. I mean, there's so much common sense!
"No, you're a real American."
She said she goes back to K.C. all the time. "You could sit in that
beautiful Royals stadium, you could leave your purse in your chair and
go to the bathroom-I mean, think of that. There's all these attractive
people in Izod shirts and just such good values, they're just normal,
fun people, and athletic." She compared Kansas City parties to New York
"alcohol" parties. "In Kansas City," she said, "all the parties were
always organized around, like, a softball game, waterskiing, going on a
ski trip together. Oh, I so loved it."
I agreed with her, sort of. It was annoying how people here look down on
Middle Westerners. She said they are "so much smarter and cooler."
She also loves Texas.
"I love Texas Republicans!" she said. "They're these beautiful women,
they're so great-looking, they're completely loaded. They're dripping in
this gorgeous jewelry, they're really funny and sarcastic and smart.
Americans are so cool, and they're such parochial idiots here in New
York. I mean, they really do seem to think in the Northeast that the
South . is like an English-speaking Saudi Arabia and it must be coached
We were both whooping it up, I'm afraid.
"Oh God, they're so stupid in New York! But it's fun living in the belly
of the beast, don't you think? I mean we can laugh at them."
I changed the subject. Who was sexy? The movie stars Ms. Coulter digs
are Andy Garcia, Peter Horton and Tom Selleck. She doesn't think George
W. Bush sexy but finds it "very comforting" he's commander in chief.
What about Clinton?
"Oh! Never. Oh, he's a pudgy little guy whose greatest moment on the
football field involved a clarinet. And take that down."
It was a saxophone, but no matter. Matt Drudge?
"Oh, Drudge, he's the sexiest man alive. Drudge, he's fabulous."
How about CNN's Tucker Carlson, Howard Kurtz, James Carville and Paul
"I would say I think all of them are pathetic little girly-boys. They're
like anti-sexy. They are saltpeter."
How did she feel about the Vice President?
"Cheney is my ideal man. Because he's solid. He's funny. He's very
handsome. He was a football player. People don't think about him as the
glamour type because he's a serious person, he wears glasses, he's lost
his hair. But he's a very handsome man. And you cannot imagine him
losing his temper, which I find extremely sexy. Men who get upset and
lose their tempers and claim to be sensitive males: talk about girly
boys. No, there's a reason hurricanes are named after women and
homosexual men, it's one of our little methods of social control. We're
supposed to fly off the handle.
"They are supposed to be rock-solid men. Dick Cheney exudes that. Can
you imagine him yelling at Lynne Cheney? No. Every female I know finds
that so incredibly attractive."
What about Rumsfeld?
"Mmmmm-hmmmm. And I might add, inasmuch as we have just left the Clinton
era, everyone recognizes this: There is absolutely no possible way any
one of those men have ever cheated on their wives. No possible way. Even
Colin Powell, who I don't particularly like politically-no possible way.
These are honorable men and I think America recognizes that."
What was the most adventurous thing Ms. Coulter had done?
"Sexually?! Surely you don't imagine I'd answer that.
This is not ElimaDate. I'm not on Blind Date."
Could she tell me the wildest thing she'd done in 2001, 2002?
"You're making a lot of assumptions even asking the question. I cannot
believe the American journalists are upset that John Ashcroft is asking
Muslims what they're doing taking flight lessons but think they can ask
me about my supposed sex life."
I'd told her I'd heard she'd dated a Muslim guy.
"Yeah, cat's out of the bag on that one. That was after having him
checked out by the F.B.I." She laughed.
"Because of my continued high opinion of Ann," e-mailed the Muslim guy,
who did not want to be identified, "I am happy to let you know that she
is extremely loyal, devoted to her family, as quick-witted a human being
as you may ever happen across. She is the first to laugh at herself.
She is kind, charming and extremely appreciative of others.
She suffers no fools, but if she were forced to, she would suffer a
Never a lib. Her parents are unbelievably delightful and very much
interested and inquisitive. She is one of those rare people who is
capable of original thought. Oh yes, and she loves dogs, particularly
I asked Ann when the last time was she had cried.
"Tears of joy, when Clinton was impeached."
We headed down Fifth Avenue and talked about The New York Times.
I told her I usually read The Times before bed, because it depresses me.
"Oh, it totally gins me up, it works like coffee," she said. "I read it like a wolf."
How about all those very unflattering pictures they like running of
conservatives, I asked. "Oh yeah, oh yeah," Ms. Coulter said.
"They ran not one but two photos of George Herbert Walker Bush throwing up in Japan.
Not one, one was not enough! Two photos of that. Is your tape recorder running?
Turn it on! I got something to say."
Then she said: "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to
the New York Times Building."
I told her to be careful.
"You're right, after 9/11 I shouldn't say that," she said, spotting a cab and grabbing it.
I first started thinking I might be conservative after witnessing the
communist radical Angela Davis give a speech at University of Kansas
in the late 80's. Hundreds of students cheered after she blamed the Bush
administration for the crack epidemic.
This reminded me of that hippie girl my senior year who berated me at a
party for saying I admired Margaret Thatcher. "She's a capitalist pig!"
she screamed at me. I stammered. Then one of my best friends defended
her, saying, "George, sorry, you got no leg to stand on, man."
I had left the party ashamed, powerless.
That was in 1991. So I called up this same friend of mine, Hampton
Stevens, now a freelance writer now living in Kansas City.
He responded to Ann immediately. "I love it when she's unafraid to say
that people are stupid and ignorant.
She's written some stuff about liberal folly and it's so fantastic."
Did he find her attractive?
"Oh, I'd fuck the shit out of her."
In the cab, I told Ms. Coulter that although back in college I'd been
comforted by writers like Tom Wolfe, Camille Paglia and Dinesh D'Souza
("I've dated him, I've dated every right-winger," Ms. Coulter said),
I remembered feeling that that nauseating political correctness was the
way the world was going to be and I had to accept it.
"And then you moved to New York and it was true," she said. "The rest of
America hates New York," she said, laughing.
"I love that, I find it very comforting."
There was nothing wrong with me?
"No, we're living in an insane asylum," Ms. Coulter said. She said she
"takes joy in liberal attacks. It's like coffee. I mean, usually when I
write up a column, I know what's going to drive them crazy. I know when
I'm baiting them, it's so easy to bait them and they always bite.
That is my signature style, to start with the wild, bald, McCarthyite
overstatements-seemingly-and then back it up with methodical and
laborious research. Taunting liberals is like having a pet that does
tricks. Sit! Beg! Shake! Then they do it."
Ann Coulter is not a screeching reactionary?
"The American people don't think so. I speak for them."
What happens if everybody finally converts to conservatism, then will
the liberals finally give in?
"No, liberals are too stupid, they will never give in. They are implacable.
They don't read. They hate America."
The cab stopped outside the Empire State Building. Her long, skinny legs
stretched to the sidewalk.
"You're never going to get rid of liberals altogether," she said,
laughing. Ann Coulter practically glowed at this thought.
I looked up at her from in the taxi. She seemed very tall against the
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